And by the way,

And friend recently said to me that words are the worst possible form of communication. This is the part of the dialog where I say, "and he's right."

And he's right.

They leave too much unsaid and too much open to interpretation. And we're ALWAYS wrong when we try to figure it out. We go nuts, and we suck at doing it. I've compiled a list of methods by which we SHOULD communicate, because animals do it, and it seems to work for them.

By scent
By dancing
With their antennae
Eyebrows
Growling
Smelling each other's butts
Killing each other

I've written a book on the subject, and Barnes and Noble will be carrying it in January. That's a lie. I've never written a book, and if I did Barnes and Noble probably wouldn't carry it. And no one would read it. They'd call it stupid. Except, for, like, that ONE guy who would read it, and love it, and tell his friends to read it, and they wouldn't because they're lazy or they don't read. He'd get like, one or two people to read it, and they'd be like, "it was alright."

-AJ